It’s time to play the Star Wars Pants game!
The rules are simple. Just replace one word in a line of dialogue from any Star Wars film with the word “pants.” This game is sure to provide hours of fun for any Star Wars fan.
1) “Your pants, you will not need them.”
2) “It is unwise to lower your pants!”
3) “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
4) “Your pants. They’ll have to wait outside. We don’t want them here.”
5) “The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater pants.”
6) “It would take a thousand ships with more pants than I’ve-”
7) “Owen, he can’t stay here forever. Most of his pants have gone.”
8) “The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands.”
9) “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s pants, Lord Vader.”
10) “What’s wrong?” “Oh, it’s Han. I don’t know, I really thought he’d change his pants.”
11) “I feel the conflict within you, let go of your pants.”
12) “I’m altering the pants.”
13) “Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.”
14) “Stop that. My pants are dirty.” “My pants are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?”
15) “Let me see your pants.” ” You don’t need to see his pants.”
16) “You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.”
17) “How long have you had these pants?” “About three or four seasons.” “They’re for sale, if you want them.”
18) “The Emperor is coming here?” “That is correct, Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.” “We shall double our pants!”
19) “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.”
20) “I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you.”
21) “Looks like I’m going nowhere… I’m gonna finish cleaning those pants.”
22) “Someone must have told them about my little pants at the Battle of Taanab.”
